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Barfly Jokes

My best Cowboy Joke

A cowboy is hitching his horse in front of the saloon when a man storms out with a pistol. The cowboy walks into the bar, past a barfly with a half-empty drink, orders a beer and asks the barfly

“Who’s the guy who just stormed out looking for trouble?”

The barfly responds “Oh him? That...

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

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I told this one in a thread, so bear with me.

A bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender takes one look at him and says
"We don't serve bears, please leave."
The bear replies "give me a beer or is going to get real ugly!" The bartender retorts "I told you once I told you enough; gtfo." Our bear spots the local barfly ...
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