Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal
Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.
Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.
Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.
Airplane Joke
An old man, one dumb guy and a child were on an airplane. Suddenly, the engine went haywire and the plane started to lose altitude. After the pilot and the crew escaped safely, there were only two parachutes left. The dumb guy quickly made his move, grabbed a bag and jumped outside. The old man told...
An astronaut who travelled to the edge of the universe noticed an anomalous reading...
...his shuttle readings came back to inform him there was a flat solid matter extending from his location to the universe's horizon, like a path.
He approached cautiously but a black hole suddenly formed behind the ship. The spacecraft went haywire, lights blinking, alarms blaring and he bare...
So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head...
So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head... he sits down at the bar and the bartender says "WHOA! How did you get a lemon for a head?" The man replies "if you pour me free drinks all night, I'll tell you the story" the bartender agrees and starts to pour him a drink. The man starts to te...
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