I made this one up several years ago and have never posted here 🙃
Did you hear about the crazy guy that only kills on trains?
I was told he has a loco motive.
What drove the train to commit crimes in Mexico?
Loco motives!
Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief?
He had loco motives.
Thomas the Tank Engine's friend Fernando, who does the Mexico route was caught on dash cam video accelerating instead of braking for a stuck church van full of disabled children while yelling obscenities and screaming USA USA
When asked about his reasons for such carnage he said he's just loco and those are loco motives.
(Made it up with my son)
So a Police officer in Mexico got a call about a train robbery...
He showed up after the suspect fled.
After interviewing everyone, he found nothing was taken and was quite perlexted. The man must of had a real loco motive.
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A list of puns
Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Nope. Unintended.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
A scarecrow says,...
A Train Goes on a Crime Spree
A train goes on a crime spree. When he was finally caught he was asked why he did what he did. "I don't know, I think I went crazy, guess you could say I had loco motives...
Why are Mexican train conductors so hard to convict?
Because they always have loco motives.
Cheddar, Gouda, Parmesan, Swiss, just making sure this will be the cheesiest post ever!
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers?
I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive.
True Story
Yesterday would have been my stepfather Tom's 75th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I give you this story.
Back in 2006, I was prepping to relocate from Nebraska back to Southern California, and this meant lots of phone calls between me and my mother. One Friday evening, I called her up...
Did you hear about the Mexican Serial Killer?
He had loco-motives.
Did you know that Coco Chanel had a crazy brother?
Loco Chanel
Why did the Spanish train driver crash into an insane asylum?
Nobody is sure, but the doctors said they saw a loco motive
Why did the Spanish Psychopath only kill on trains?
Because he had a locomotive
I turned on the news to see a trainyard owner went ballistic, and killed all the people who worked for him
Officials say they don't understand the reasoning, but insist he had loco motives
Heard a guy was making train jokes
They said he had loco-motives
How did the Latino kill 50 people at the same time?
I don't know. He must have had a locomotive.
Two mexicans attempted to rob an old train for its parts
Authorities say it's a loco motive
Why are trains always put in insane asylums?
Because they have loco-motives
There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes..
No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.
Where did Ozzy's Crazy Train get its power?
*Loco*motion
Did you hear about the serial killer train conductor?
I heard he had a loco-motive.
A crime scene investigation takes place in a train yard.
A body lies severed across the tracks.
Inspector: "Do we have a motive?"
Officer: "Loco."
What do you need to cause a railway accident in Mexico?
A loco-motive.
After feeling like he's being followed by a flock of ducks for years, a spanish man finally decides to lose them by jumping in front of a train...
I guess you could say it was quite a loco motive.
Why did the Mexican try to steal a train?
No one knows the reason, but he obviously had a loco-motive.
Did you know about the crazy train driver?
I hear he has tons of loco-motives.
I guess he is known to go off the rails.
What's it called when somebody carelessly walks on train tracks?
A loco motive
What do you call art related to trains?
A loco-motif
A man goes into a town he's never seen before
He finds someone to give him a tour, but as he's lead around the town, everything is so strange. Finally, the tour guide brings him to a big building. "This is the train station" he says. The man from out of town says "Finally something normal". But when he goes in there's just a bunch of drawers. H...
Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail
Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?
A. Because of their loco motives
A Spanish madman recently bombed a train station...
Everybody's saying he had loco motives.
Have you guys seen the train that killed many people in mexico?
Police was investigating the reasons of the accident, apparently it was a loco-motive.
Which transportation industry was accused of having wrong intentions?
Loco-motive industry
(first post: don't be mean please)
Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains?
I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)
What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?
A Loco Motif
Two Mexican men are working on a construction site...
It's brutally hot out, and after a while Miguel just can't take it anymore. He sits down in the shade and tips his hard hat over his eyes to take a break.
His friend Joaquin looks up and sees a man approaching them. "Hey, Miguel!" Joaquin says, "Look alive, man! El jefe's coming! He'll fire y...
Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?
...because he had Loco-Motive.
Invitation to a Scientists' ball
Some of the replies from the scientists invited:
Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend.
Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current re...
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