My girlfriend called me an oddball.

Which I figure is pretty good considering how often she tells me that she 'can't even'.

Hole in a Wall

While doing a wee, I once saw /
a mole that was quite the oddball /
it didn't live underground /
but rather, I found /
that it lived in the hole in the wall

So I peered in the home of the mole /
What I saw 'twas a sight to behol' /
inside was a place /
full ...

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Mickey Mouse goes to meet with his lawyer...

...and his attorney says, "Mickey, I've gone over the law and all the relevant precedents, and the fact is, you don't have grounds to divorce Minnie."

"You're kidding!" Mickey almost squeals. "I told you the situation, didn't I?"

"Sure you did," said the attorney, "but you have to unde...

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