My girlfriend called me an oddball.

Which I figure is pretty good considering how often she tells me that she 'can't even'.

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Mickey Mouse goes to meet with his lawyer...

...and his attorney says, "Mickey, I've gone over the law and all the relevant precedents, and the fact is, you don't have grounds to divorce Minnie."

"You're kidding!" Mickey almost squeals. "I told you the situation, didn't I?"

"Sure you did," said the attorney, "but you have to unde...

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