A corny joke

I punched my monitor



Now my hand Hz

(Original corny joke) Why are Israelis so bad at poker?

Because they have so many Tels!

Corny Halloween

Why should you never goose a ghost?


You might get a handful of sheet !

Thing about corny jokes...

Some can be a real EAR full, but a few of them really POP

My dad told this one to me and it’s really corny

What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs?

A mathemachicken

They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”

I can’t be a comedian, you see.

Here’s a sweet (But corny) joke!

Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?


A: Six.

In every corny joke,

There is a kernel of truth.

Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.

They were the laughing stalk of the field

My great-grandma told me this joke as a kid and it is by far my favorite kid-friendly joke of all time (I’m also aware of just how corny it is and I don’t care)

There was a country called Raberia, and all the people there were called Rabbis. There was this one Rabbi who wanted to go mountain climbing in this other country called Trideria, and all the people there were called Trids. So he hired two Trids to take him up the mountain and away they go. After a ...

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Funniest joke I’ve heard all week

I’m in a stock market group on Kik and one of the guys was talking about how he has over 200 holdings in his portfolio and another guy was like “Damn Frank so diverse LGBTQ made him their mascot.” And I couldn’t stop laughing for a good five minutes. I know it’s pretty corny and low effort but I jus...

Corny Peanuts.

A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.

He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice agai...

You know what's corny and cheesy?

Tacos.

Anyone care to explain how some jokes can be corny?

I'm all ears.

Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

Suicide gone wrong [CORNY]

-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.

Corny joke

So a local state corn production and manufacturing company had an open house complete with free samples of their in house sweets and confectionery made from their finest corn.

The reception was fantastic and everything was going great, until one of the over zealous freeloaders (you know the ...

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What's 5Q + 5Q?

10Q

You're welcome.


Just a corny ass joke from my childhood. It gets a laugh 60% of the time, every time

So I work in a food store

I was told my jokes were a little cheesy before but I think their gouda. I moved to grocery and now their just corny. I just hope they aren’t jarring.

I need some help with some really corny jokes....

I'm in need of some clever and creative corny jokes (example....what's brown and sticky? A stick) Keep in mind they need to be clean and appropriate for elementary students. Thank y'all!

Wanna know what's really corny?

A field of corn.

(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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TIL that McDonald's and police use the same training material.

It's a 5 step de-escalation procedure. You know, a kind that some corporate HR would come up. Ones with corny, forced acronyms. But this one actually works pretty well:

1. Believe
2. Listen
3. Apologize
4. Satisfy
5. Thank the customer

So when a customer gets all pissy abou...

My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Two corny jokes

Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?

He thought he was being stalked.


Why did the corn go to the doctor?

It had an ear infection.

I heard you guys like corny jokes

I'll give you an ear full : ^ )

Corny jokes!

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired.


Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

A: It becomes daytrogen.


Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the Ark Hives!


Q: Can February March?

A: No, but Apri...

Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables?

You have to get ahead of lettuce!


Ahahahahaha!

Reposts versus retellings. (Not a joke)

I just wanted to make a quick PSA about jokes.

Jokes are meant to be retold. A good joke gets told a thousand times, and spreads like a virus. Like a virus a joke will often mutate and change as it passes from person to person, often tweaked for better performance.

Now, what is the dif...

So my bf and I walk into a bar. We notice this guy kept hitting on the female bartender by telling her corny jokes as she fake chuckles.

One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎

Want to hear a corny joke??

Then please, lend me your ear.

Old corny joke from my childhood.

Once upon a time there were three brothers.

There names were Shadhap, Traboule and Mannars.

One day Traboule was lost so the two other brothers went to the police.

Then Mannars had to go to the washroom and told his brother to talk to the policeman.

The policeman asked, "...

So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke...

So I said, "I'm all ears!"

It's kinda corny...

What did baby corn say to momma corn?


"Where's pop corn?"

[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Iowa

I was going to tell you a joke about Iowa but I thought it would be too corny;

Plus I doubt you’d *EAR* me anyway.





Q:Wanna know why most creeps live in Iowa?

A: Because they’re always stalking around


(These are all original jokes)

My cousin, a Shoprite cashier, asked a customer "how many ears do you have in that bag", the customer counted and said "8", My cousin then replied "I was going to say you must have really good hearing, but I thought that would have been too corny!"

She claims she thought of this on the spot, I thought the double pun was pretty damn clever!

I want to open a new labrynth in a cornfield

I plan to call it the Amazing Maize Maze!
Apologies for the corny joke...

Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans?

tear gas

Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish?

A gillionaire

Original Corny Joke

Who leads the corn into battle?
The kernal!
Bahahahaha

A simple knock knock....(warning: ultra corny like most knock knock jokes)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Frank Lee!
Frank Lee who?
Frank Lee my dear, I don't give a darn!

In need of your CORNIEST joke

My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?

I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

But I really wanna blow peopl...

I was going to tell you a joke about Iowa

But I thought it would be too corny

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny.

If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona!

I bought my girlfriend vegetables on valentine's day

She thinks i'm corny

What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn't come home?????

Wheres popcorn.

Sorry for the corny joke.

Why do Iowans have so many dad jokes?

Because they’re corny

What did the farmer say to the corn that was being difficult?

Go shuck yourself.


What did the mom say to her child walking through the cornfield?

Watch out for stalkers.


Sorry for all the corny jokes.

What happens when corn traders in the commodity market indulge in greedy but lame practices to profit?

Corny capitalism

What religion were the dinosaurs?

Non de-nom nom denominational.

Sorry folks this is an original by me and so corny.

Walked into a bar

Some junp cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Fine. You can stay as long as you don't start anything."







corny i know whatever

Ice, Ice baby!

In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center

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