Thing about corny jokes...

Some can be a real EAR full, but a few of them really POP

My dad told this one to me and it’s really corny

What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs?

A mathemachicken

They told me “I’m corny”, I said “of corns not”

I can’t be a comedian, you see.

Translated corny joke

There would be a man who goes for a restaurant and asks if they have grilled frog?

And the owner would reply “no we don’t have grilled frog in our menu”

The man goes to the restaurant after a day and asks if they still don’t have grilled frog? And the owner of the restaurant says no we...

Here’s a sweet (But corny) joke!

Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?


A: Six.

In every corny joke,

There is a kernel of truth.

My great-grandma told me this joke as a kid and it is by far my favorite kid-friendly joke of all time (I’m also aware of just how corny it is and I don’t care)

There was a country called Raberia, and all the people there were called Rabbis. There was this one Rabbi who wanted to go mountain climbing in this other country called Trideria, and all the people there were called Trids. So he hired two Trids to take him up the mountain and away they go. After a ...

Mushroom walks into a bar...

The bartender says we don't serve food here.
The mushroom says, why not? I'm a "fungi"

Corny dad joke I know, but its my favorite.

Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.

They were the laughing stalk of the field

Corny Peanuts.

A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.

He looks around, doesn’t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice agai...

Anyone care to explain how some jokes can be corny?

I'm all ears.

Corny joke

So a local state corn production and manufacturing company had an open house complete with free samples of their in house sweets and confectionery made from their finest corn.

The reception was fantastic and everything was going great, until one of the over zealous freeloaders (you know the ...

Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.

In need of your CORNIEST joke

My job does zoom meetings every day at 11, and tomorrow our ‘task’ is to come up with a corny joke. The cornier, the better. What do you got for me?

I can find jokes like this on google:
What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

But I really wanna blow peopl...

Suicide gone wrong [CORNY]

-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.

(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

knock knock

who's there?

dishes

dishes who?

dishes a very corny and bad joke

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

Wanna know what's really corny?

A field of corn.

(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

I heard you guys like corny jokes

I'll give you an ear full : ^ )

Corny jokes!

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

A: Because it's two-tired.


Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

A: It becomes daytrogen.


Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?

A: In the Ark Hives!


Q: Can February March?

A: No, but Apri...

Want to hear a corny joke??

Then please, lend me your ear.

Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables?

You have to get ahead of lettuce!


Ahahahahaha!

So my friend asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke...

So I said, "I'm all ears!"

So my bf and I walk into a bar. We notice this guy kept hitting on the female bartender by telling her corny jokes as she fake chuckles.

One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎

Old corny joke from my childhood.

Once upon a time there were three brothers.

There names were Shadhap, Traboule and Mannars.

One day Traboule was lost so the two other brothers went to the police.

Then Mannars had to go to the washroom and told his brother to talk to the policeman.

The policeman asked, "...

I bought my girlfriend vegetables on valentine's day

She thinks i'm corny

[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

It's kinda corny...

What did baby corn say to momma corn?


"Where's pop corn?"

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny.

If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona!

Get ready for a corny joke!

***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***

Life is a maze.

Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Original Corny Joke

Who leads the corn into battle?
The kernal!
Bahahahaha

A simple knock knock....(warning: ultra corny like most knock knock jokes)

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Frank Lee!
Frank Lee who?
Frank Lee my dear, I don't give a darn!

a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans?

tear gas

I would tell you a joke about Nebraska

But it's too corny

Why do Iowans have so many dad jokes?

Because they’re corny

What did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn't come home?????

Wheres popcorn.

Sorry for the corny joke.

Someone was complaining about my farm jokes.

They said they were too *corny*

What happens when corn traders in the commodity market indulge in greedy but lame practices to profit?

Corny capitalism

What did the farmer say to the corn that was being difficult?

Go shuck yourself.


What did the mom say to her child walking through the cornfield?

Watch out for stalkers.


Sorry for all the corny jokes.

Not stupid joke at all involves no puns.........

There was a bamboo stalk and a corn stalk who lived in the same neighborhood. The corn didn't really know the bamboo but the bamboo liked to watch the corn and sometimes follow him. The bamboo sometimes said "Sup my HUSKY bro". One day the corn turns around and yells at the bamboo, "STOP STALKING M...

What religion were the dinosaurs?

Non de-nom nom denominational.

Sorry folks this is an original by me and so corny.

Why don’t people like hearing jokes about popcorn?

They’re too corny

Walked into a bar

Some junp cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Fine. You can stay as long as you don't start anything."







corny i know whatever

Ice, Ice baby!

In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center

What do you say after telling a really bad eye joke?

Corny uh?

Dad Jokes

Dad jokes aren’t an affliction that happens to dads, they’re a way of life. No one should ever be ashamed of #dadjokes. Instead, if you are a father, you should be worried if you don’t know enough good dad jokes.

You know that old saying, “Where there’s a will there’s a way?” That’s a pretty ...

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A blonde woman boards a plane to Las Vegas

She takes a seat in first class. The flight attendant walks over and politely informs the lady that her seat is in the economy class, and that she has to move back there.

To the fight attendant’s dismay, the lady refuses. She says,“I’m going to Las Vegas, and I’m sitting here for the flight....

What does corn say when it's frustrated?

Aw shucks!


(Yes, I know this joke is very corny)

The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.

Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.

Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap?

Because they are so corny.

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Books Never Written

Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!

*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale

*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous

*Living Long* by Di...

I was thinking of making puns about grain...

But most people can *barley* stand it.



Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry

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