A man walks into a pet shop, goes to the clerk and states that he would like to buy a parrot.
The clerk responds, "ah exellent! We happen to have three excellent parrots in stock right now. This lovely one here goes for $10,000."
Startled the man remarks that this seams like a high pri...
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The rabbit, the bear, and the wish granting frog (My first post, please be gentle)
A rabbit was sitting in the forest straining to expel the demons caused from a bad meal he had eaten the night before, when he heard a rustling in the bush not far from him. Knowing he was near the bottom of the food chain, he tried to hurry it up.
Just as the rabbit finished his business, ...