Because this is gonna get a little Corny, and a little Nutty….
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A colleague told me a nutty joke
Her: What do you have if you have two nuts on the wall?
Her: Yes! What do you have if you have two nuts in wrapped in a dollar bill?
Her: Yes! What do you have if you have two nuts on your chin?
Me: I dont know..
Her: Probably a d...
Did you hear about the nutty professor?
He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!
How did the neckbeard greet his nutty university?
Did you hear the one about Jerry Lewis launching a line of clothes for frat boys?
He became a nutty 'bro dresser'
An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised to see the most, bar none, stunningly beautiful alley he's ever come across...
It may sound like he's a bit nerdy, but we all have our things we love and he's a lover of old streets.
The ground of the alley is a light orange in hue, with a soft almost nutty sheen and texture.
His feet feel refreshed!
The street has gorgeous slopes and embankments, li...
There is a conspiracy theory that ALCOA and Planters secretly control the world.
Maybe you've heard of the AlumaNutty?
I was trying to think up some squirrel puns.
But, they were all too nutty.