Three idiots, from the Midwest, I’ll have to call them idiots because their shenanigans were exactly that, idiotic...
Nothing to do with them being from the Midwest but more to do with the fact that they were midway into their cups.
One summer day as they lay in a field somewhere, taking in some sun, each with a half drunk bottle of wine in them they began to get bored.
Idiot No #1 says to idiots, #2 ...
I got knocked off my bike last night by a lunatic driving a salt lorry through deep snow. You complete idiotic moron I shouted
Through gritted teeth
The Unconditional Love Test
In order to find out whose love is truly unconditional.... lock both your wife & dog in the trunk of your car for approximately 15-30 minutes. When you open the trunk, who is excited to see you? That’s your answer.
*DO NOT try this at home. This is a joke and I cannot be held res...
In light of some recent idiotic questioning by reporters
A man is interviewed after his wife was swept away in a flood. The reporter asks "Were you close with your wife?" He responds, "No, we drifted apart recently."