Sequel Jokes - 61 Hilarious Sequel Jokes

Have you seen the sequel to Constipation?

Nah, number two hasn't come out yet.

Which sequel is clearly better than the original?

World War 2.

Each movie in the Sequel Trilogy got an Oscar

He played Poe Dameron.

The book 'I, Robot' is about sentient robots, but did you know it has a sequel about sentient submarines?

It's called 'U, boat'

Whats the sequel to fortnite?

Month.

Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?

It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.

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Have you heard about the sequel to

the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil
to get a priest out of her son.

Why are first books afraid of their sequels?

Because they always come after them.

If you thought 2020 was bad, wait for its sequel

2022.

You know why didn't they make a Kindergarten Cop sequel?

As it turns out, it actually was a tumor.

I’ll only watch a Passion of the Christ sequel under one condition.

Jesus has to say, “you crossed the wrong guy!”

Nailed it.

What is a videogame people have been waiting forever and devs never seem to release the sequel?

Formula 1

New Sequel to Lalaland

Poland

I asked my friend what the sequel to E T would be called, and do you know what he said??

F U

did you guys hear about the sequel to ball-in-a-cup?

I hear the developers really dropped the ball on it

Everyone is misunderstanding, 2021 is not the sequel to 2020 it's just a spinoff.

The sequel is 2022: Electric Boogaloo.

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Why are sequels always terrible?

Because number two is shit

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

Who says sequels don't work?

Look at the fanbase of the New Testament!

'Marley and Me' has a sequel!

It's called 'Me'...

If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series...

They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.

Did you hear about the new Silence of the Lambs sequel that's set to take place in Newfoundland?

It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.

This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey...

When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."

New sequel to “Bend It Like Beckham” announced.

It’s called “Fake It Like Neymar”

Have you heard about the new blockbuster movie that's coming out that is not a sequel, reboot or remake?

Neither have I.

Did you hear about the sequel to the movie Train To Busan? It's called.....

Flight to Wuhan

They just released the title for the Marley & Me sequel

Loved the Korean zombie movie "Train to Busan" and can't wait for it's sequel to come out?

Then catch a train to Wuhan.

Donald Trump is set to star in a sequel to the movie Dodgeball

Because if you can dodge a draft you can dodge a ball.

Im not going to waste my time on the sequel

Tonight, after giving my wife the business for three minutes. I stood up and walked to the bathroom, and as I turned on the light switch my wife says, "well that short story was anticlimactic". Surprised by her snide remark I yell back, "I enjoyed the ending"! To which she replied, "Im not going to ...

If Christopher Nolan makes a sequel to Inception,

He should start at the top.

Bruce Willis has been cast to play the lead role in the upcoming Lord of the Rings sequel.

Old Hobbits Die Hard.

Anyone excited for the Aquaman movie? It might be my favorite sequel ever.

The Waterboy was hilarious.

Disney is already working on a sequel to Beauty and the Beast...

They're calling it The French Prince in Belle's Snare.

Marvel just announced the title of the Infinity War sequel. [spoiler]

Avengers: Days of Future Past

They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins”

They are calling it “April of the Penguins!”

Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y...

It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"

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Salman Rushdie enjoyed the response to his book The Satanic Verses so much that he has written a sequel.

It will be called "Buddha, You Fat Fuck"

I heard that Kelly McGillis won’t be returning for Top Gun 2. Guess which other Top Gun actor won’t have a cameo in the sequel?

Goose.

Did you guys hear about the sequel of "To Kill a Mockingbird"? It's called...

"The Murder of Crows"

They’ve written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail.

It’s title.

101 Dull Martians

Rumor has it Tom Hanks just signed a deal to star in a sequel to one of his greatest 80s blockbusters.

Big, if true.

Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy?

He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!

I just read that Disney is making a sequel to Bambi. He gets revenge on the hunters that killed his mother. They're calling it.......

Bambo

TIL There are actually 5 movies in the Highlander movie series, the latest of which was made in 2007. But nobody talks about the 4 sequels because

There can only be one.

Absolutely loved Malcolm in the Middle. Such a great show.

Not like it’s super sad sequel, Malcom’s Now The Oldest

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Religion is like a movie

The Torah is the first one, the New Testament is the sequel. The Qur'an is a reboot of the second - there's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore.

* Jews like the first movie, but ignore the sequels.
* Christians like the first two, but the third doesn't count.
* Muslims...

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My favorite movie is Eraserhead by David Lynch.

I'm still waiting for the sequel, Pencilbutt.

(Yeah, probably the worst joke I've ever come up with in my life. .\_.)

If religions were movies...

...then Judaism is the prequel, Christianity is the first sequel, Islam is the second sequel, and Mormonism is the cult fan-fiction based off the first sequel but not the second.

If the world war was so bad

... why was there a sequel?
Check mate athiests

Julius Caesar and Brutus Walk Into a Movie Theater

Brutus looks at Caesar and says "Caesar, we should watch the movie sequel with the scary clown in it!"

Caesar ponders what Brutus is saying for a moment. "It Two, Brute?"

I keep hearing this SARS-COVID 19-2 thing is really terrible...

...although we really shoulda predicted it, the sequel is always worse than the original

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Five Minute Management Lesson

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob ...

I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts.

The sequel going to be set in a different department.

This time it's personnel.

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Poop jokes!

Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.

Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early. (Yep, that one is OC, don't know if I should be proud of that but I am)

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ...

I met the author of IT yesterday

He told me about the upcoming sequel to the 2018 movie based on the book. Apparently it was called IT chapter 2 and everything. I was stunned, incredulous even. I asked him, "Are you joking?"

He said, "No, I am Stephen King!"

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Fan's of Marvel should be happy with the election results.

Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.

What is the similarity between Christianity and T2?

Both were very popular sequels, and whatever has followed has faced hostility from the followers

It's gonna be tough for Brad Pitt to start dating again.

Everybody knows Tomb Raider sequels are terrible.

Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms"...

is his sequel, "Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"

I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park...

...But sequels, uh, find a way.

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