this one's for UA - keep on fighting the good fight!
A joke we had in Poland, dating from the times of soviet occupation (post WWII).
A border. A Polish patrol found a cow standing right on the border line, half of the cow in Poland, half on the Russian land. A Russian patrol suddenly appears and they go:
\- Davay palyaki, we spl...
UA at it again
If you can't beat them, join them.
-English saying
If you can't join them, beat them.
-United Airlines over booking policy
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight.
How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose.
Why are crim...
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