I've never trusted lizards...

right from the gecko.

Why big spotted savanna cats are not to be trusted

Because of their tall tails

What was the least trusted company in 2020?

Goodyear

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You know, I never really trusted my toilet.

He is just so frequently full of shit.

I've never trusted an amateur masseuse.

They just rub me the wrong way.

How to earn more trust and love by your spouse

I was advised to do this trusted trick. As per the plan, I was supposed to tell her in a romantic setting; how lucky I am though I do not deserve her being such a good person. Did everything right, I was about to tell her but she made my job easier. She told the same instead.

0.81818181818 is not to be trusted.

he's got something to do with 9/11.

I’ve never trusted tectonic plates

They’re too shifty

Clydesdales are the least trusted of all horses.

So says the most recent Gallop Poll.

Once there was a dragon slayer named Nick.....

Nick was a wealthy man, due to the fact that there were many dragons around the kingdom that required killing. The king of the land used to pay a great price for every dragon killed. But Nick had a deep secret, he had a massive desire to sleep with the queen, even if it was just for a night.
One...

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There was a King who's Queen was horny af

She couldn't last a day without sex and was quite a seductress. He had no problems with this as she was super hot and she was always by her side but one day the king had to go to a nearby village to quell an uprising for a few days. There was nothing he could do to avoid it and taking the Queen with...

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