Kid: Santa, what’s the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa’s face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...
Three soldiers (an Italian, an American, and a Brit) are all captured by ISIS
The ISIS torturer sneers at each of the prisoners and lets them know that he will be extracting all the information he can from each of them.
The Brit speaks up first. With a stiff upper lip and a staid, British countenance, he looks the torturer directly in the eyes and dares him, "...
The Genie and the Demon
Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.
"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...
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Trump snuffs it, and arrives at the Pearly Gates
they issue him with a Redirect Notice, and he is sent to the not-so-pearly ones. The Devil looks at his clipboard irritably. “Look, I’ve got a problem. You’re due here about now, but I’m full. I’ll have to ID one of the temporary inmates, whose sentence is just about up, and give them an ...