Kid: Santa, what’s the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa’s face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...
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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?
The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...
The Genie and the Demon
Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.
"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...
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