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Trust Issues Jokes

I was told I had Trust Issues,

I don’t believe it though.

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The therapist told me that I need to work on my trust issues,

But I don't think he has my best interests in mind.

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I started dating a girl who told me she had "serious trust issues"

I told her that I would make it my mission to help her learn to be better. That I would stay by her side, never hurt her, and understand that it will take time to earn her trust.

She said no, that's the issue... "I trust anyone too quickly."

So following thru with my mission I told he...

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My two friends are dating and are toxic for each other. The only time i see them is together because of their trust issues...

Or when I'm fucking his girlfriend.

I have trust issues

Been wearing them for 3 years now. Good as new

I'm 99% sure I have trust issues.

Though I'm not sure I trust my math.

A teacher asks a “dumb” student a question…

“If I give you 5 apples and take 3, what will you have?” “Trust issues”

Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies

Are The Reason I Have Trust Issues !

I read in my girlfriend's diary......

that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS...

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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