other soldiers in the trojan horse: [angrily staring at me]

**me:** guys my clarinet isn’t going to practice itself

“Trojan” isn’t a good name for a condom.

Didn’t the real Trojan horse burst and loads of little guys came pouring out of it?

Drinking in IT terms

1 shot= Demo


2 shots= Trial version


5 shots= Personal edition


Half a bottle= Professional Edition


Full bottle= Network Edition


Two bottles= Small Business Edition


Five Bottles= Enterprise Edition


Whole case= C...

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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