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Why Trojans are a terrible brand name

Trojans are a terrible name for a brand of condoms. Here's why: when you think of Trojans you think of the Trojan Horse. What's the Trojan Horse do? It sneaks past your defenses, then in the middle of the night it breaks open and a whole bunch of little dudes come spilling out of it. That's exactly ...

Whatโ€™s it called when a woman pokes a hole in a condom?

A Trojan horse

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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