other soldiers in the trojan horse: [angrily staring at me]
**me:** guys my clarinet isn’t going to practice itself
“Trojan” isn’t a good name for a condom.
Didn’t the real Trojan horse burst and loads of little guys came pouring out of it?
Drinking in IT terms
1 shot= Demo
2 shots= Trial version
5 shots= Personal edition
Half a bottle= Professional Edition
Full bottle= Network Edition
Two bottles= Small Business Edition
Five Bottles= Enterprise Edition
Whole case= C...
What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?
A Trojan horse.
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