What did Zeus say to Athena when she cracked out of his head in full armor?
Girl, you are really getting on Minerva.
My friend used to obsessed over Jeanne D'Arc, Tomoe Gozen and the Goddess Athena
It's a shame he died of a Heroine overdose.
What do you call it when the goddess of knowledge as no friends?
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At the supermarket
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and tha...