What did Zeus say to Athena when she cracked out of his head in full armor?
Girl, you are really getting on Minerva.
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My friend used to obsessed over Jeanne D'Arc, Tomoe Gozen and the Goddess Athena
It's a shame he died of a Heroine overdose.
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What do you call it when the goddess of knowledge as no friends?
Pal-less Athena
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At the supermarket
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and tha...
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