In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
My local store organizes their shampoo aisle like Ajax.
Head and Shoulders above the rest.
What did Ajax say to the window ?
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A girl came to me today...
...and told me she will have sex with me if I advertise some random liquid detergent. Of course I said no, after all I'm a powerful man with high standards. As powerful as the new Ajax detergent, which offers a unique freshness, activated on air contact.
Sven the farmer
A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ajax Company.
In court, the Ajax Company's hot shot attorney questioned him thus "Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"
Sven responded: "Vell, I'lla tell you vat...