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I was offered a good hot time today by a hot 21 year old redhead In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I said no as I have high moral standards and very strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in scented lemon or vanilla.

My local store organizes their shampoo aisle like Ajax.

Head and Shoulders above the rest.

What did Ajax say to the window ?

Pssst

I like to make my websites with Ajax

Because that way my designs always come out very clean.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A girl came to me today...

...and told me she will have sex with me if I advertise some random liquid detergent. Of course I said no, after all I'm a powerful man with high standards. As powerful as the new Ajax detergent, which offers a unique freshness, activated on air contact.

A dishsoap salesman

A dishsoap salesman is meeting with a customer trying to pitch his products that aren't available in stores. His customer points to a dishsoap bottle and asks for it's distinctive qualites. The salesman says, "that's the heroin of palmolive, the scent is so strong and pungent it can knock you out!" ...

Sven the farmer

A Minnesota farmer named Sven had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Ajax Company.

In court, the Ajax Company's hot shot attorney questioned him thus "Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?"

Sven responded: "Vell, I'lla tell you vat...

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