Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.
upvote downvote report
I tried to print a Phishing email
Now my printer wont stop jamming.
upvote downvote report
What did Phish fans say when they ran out of pot?
This band sucks
upvote downvote report
My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."
My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."
upvote downvote report
What did the jam band groupie say when she broke up with her boyfriend?
So long, and thanks for all the phish
upvote downvote report
What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?
Phish Styx
upvote downvote report
This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค
A poet and a Deadhead are hanging out...
The poet says "I want to use the word 'shit' in a poem, but there are so many words that rhyme with it, I'm not sure which to choose."
"Use Phish," says the Deadhead.
"What!?" rejoins the poet. "Phish and shit don't rhyme!"
"Well they sound like shit to me."
upvote downvote report
A man was studying to be a filmmaker...
Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...
upvote downvote report
What's an internet scammer's favorite sport?
Phishing.
upvote downvote report
Whatโs a conmans favorite pastime?
Phishing
upvote downvote report
This joke may contain profanity. ๐ค
I told my wife if I caught her fucking The Grateful Dead again, I'd order a mob hit on her.
Now she's sleeping with the Phish.
upvote downvote report
Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast
Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding
upvote downvote report
What is a scam artist's favorite card game?
Go phish.
upvote downvote report
What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
upvote downvote report
I was chatting online to my friend from Zimbabwe the other day.
He's got this heart condition, poor guy. I really feel for him. He asked if I could help with some money which I'm seriously considering.
I asked my neighbour and he told me to ignore him because he was just phishing, but I don't see the problem with that, I'm partial to catching a few salmo...
upvote downvote report
Facebook is getting rid of engagement bait
Guess I can't go phishing anymore.
upvote downvote report
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.