Phish Jokes - 17 Hilarious Phish Jokes

I really like Phish

But my wife likes Korn

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

I tried to print a Phishing email

Now my printer wont stop jamming.

What did Phish fans say when they ran out of pot?

This band sucks

My first thought when I saw the phishing e-mail was "I never opened a Wells Fargo checking account."

My second thought was, "That doesn't mean I don't have one."

What did the jam band groupie say when she broke up with her boyfriend?

So long, and thanks for all the phish

What do you get when you cross the ultimate jam band with the ultimate cheesy arena rock band?

Phish Styx

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A poet and a Deadhead are hanging out...

The poet says "I want to use the word 'shit' in a poem, but there are so many words that rhyme with it, I'm not sure which to choose."

"Use Phish," says the Deadhead.

"What!?" rejoins the poet. "Phish and shit don't rhyme!"

"Well they sound like shit to me."

A man was studying to be a filmmaker...

Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...

What's an internet scammer's favorite sport?

Phishing.

What’s a conmans favorite pastime?

Phishing

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I told my wife if I caught her fucking The Grateful Dead again, I'd order a mob hit on her.

Now she's sleeping with the Phish.

Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast

Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding

What is a scam artist's favorite card game?

Go phish.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

I was chatting online to my friend from Zimbabwe the other day.

He's got this heart condition, poor guy. I really feel for him. He asked if I could help with some money which I'm seriously considering.

I asked my neighbour and he told me to ignore him because he was just phishing, but I don't see the problem with that, I'm partial to catching a few salmo...

Facebook is getting rid of engagement bait

Guess I can't go phishing anymore.

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