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Poseidon Jokes

What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?

What’s Kraken?

I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon

Like whoever created Neptune literally read what Poseidon’s main powers were and was like “Ctrl C”

What do you call it when Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon band together to fix a computer?

The Greek Squad

What's Poseidon's favorite instrument?

The sea bass

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

Polyphemus:
"He's O-dissing-us"

Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades sit down for a drink.

They know that, because of those pesky humans, it will be their last meeting in a long time. Zeus is attempting to combat climate change, Poseidon is dealing with rampant pollution and rising sea levels, and Hades needs to update his infrastructure to deal with the massive influx of souls after WW3....

What do you call it when the water splashes against your rear while taking a dump?

Poseidon's kiss.

What did Percy Jackson's mom love about his dad, Poseidon?

His seamen

Poseidon, God of the Sea, wanted to take one day off...

"Zeus" he says, "I'm tired of this whole 'God of the Sea' business."

Zeus says he can take a day off and give his powers, for just one day, to the first animal he sees when he goes ashore.

He puts his powers into a sheep.

Suddenly, the sheep levitates, and walks out into the s...

Which Greek god are r/jokes users descendants of?

Poseidon. Because they Control C

A friend of mine didn't understand what Poseidon's kiss was so I had to explain to him

That I didn't either

I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food

After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.

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