According to Hesiod version, Orion was likely the son of the sea-god Poseidon and Euryale.
Orion could walk on the waves because of his father; he walked to the island of Chios where he got drunk and attacked Merope, daughter of Oenopion, the ruler there. In vengeance, Oenopion blinded Orion and drove him away. Orion stumbled to Lemnos where Hephaestus—the smith-god—had his forge. Hephaes...
Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades sit down for a drink.
They know that, because of those pesky humans, it will be their last meeting in a long time. Zeus is attempting to combat climate change, Poseidon is dealing with rampant pollution and rising sea levels, and Hades needs to update his infrastructure to deal with the massive influx of souls after WW3....
Which Greek god are r/jokes users descendants of?
Poseidon. Because they Control C
Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?
Polyphemus: "He's O-dissing-us"
What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?
A friend of mine didn't understand what Poseidon's kiss was so I had to explain to him
That I didn't either
Why does Poseidon always wear a condom?
So he doesn't get merm-AIDS
What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?
ctrl + C
I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food
After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.
What do you call it when the water splashes against your rear while taking a dump?