What does Poseidon get when he swims too far at once?

Ocean splints!

According to Hesiod version, Orion was likely the son of the sea-god Poseidon and Euryale.

Orion could walk on the waves because of his father; he walked to the island of Chios where he got drunk and attacked Merope, daughter of Oenopion, the ruler there. In vengeance, Oenopion blinded Orion and drove him away. Orion stumbled to Lemnos where Hephaestus—the smith-god—had his forge. Hephaes...

Polyphemus the cyclops learns his assaulter's name and yells to Poseidon to strike him down Poseidon asks why?

"He's O-dissing-us"

What did Poseidon say to the giant squid?

What’s Kraken?

Did you know?

r/jokes users are descendants of the Greek god Poseidon

all they do is Ctrl C

Poseidon, God of the Sea, wanted to take one day off...

"Zeus" he says, "I'm tired of this whole 'God of the Sea' business."

Zeus says he can take a day off and give his powers, for just one day, to the first animal he sees when he goes ashore.

He puts his powers into a sheep.

Suddenly, the sheep levitates, and walks out into the s...

A friend of mine didn't understand what Poseidon's kiss was so I had to explain to him

That I didn't either

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C

Why does Poseidon always wear a condom?

So he doesn't get merm-AIDS

What do you call it when the water splashes against your rear while taking a dump?

Poseidon's kiss.

I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food

After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.

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