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Mcafee Jokes

Did you hear John McAfee is accused of murder?

The trial will last 30 days

McAfee not dead actually..

He is still running in the background.

Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office...

Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor.

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days.

How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala?

McAfee Removal Tool

How do McDonald's employees protect their laptops?

They use McAfee

Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter...

They estimate the trial could last for 30 days.

"Hello Tech Support, how may I help you?"

"Hello Tech Support, how may I help you?"

"So I just got into work, and it seems McAfee is just hanging."

Did you hear about John McAfee?

I guess the old saying is true.

Nobody expects the Spanish Extradition.

A short guide to extreme BDSM

Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.

As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.

Step ze...

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