The headless horseman decided to never come back

After all, how could he face everyone?

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I’ll beheading off then

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Two horsemen were riding towards each other.

They came up face to face on the other sides of a bridge. The bridge was not wide enough for them both to cross so they had to decide who goes first. The other horseman said ”Move out of the way or the same will happen to you that happened to the last horseman.” Well, the other man moved but still d...

How does the Headless Horseman like his coffee?

Decapinated.

Why did the horseman Pestilence, take his horse to the vet?

Because it was disease ridden.


Side note: I tried posting this awhile back and worded it badly, its original though i made it up while watching Supernatural.

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[Long] One of my favorite jokes from BoJack Horseman

Okay so there's this gardener right?
So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He's the best.
So one day, he looks at a yard he's working on and he's like... 18 bags. S...

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What do you call an equestrian who hasn't got laid in awhile?

The Headless Horseman.

Ottoman Ruler Declares War!

As a man with his four sons work at the farm, a horseman appears. Comes close to the father and says, our great leader has declared war, your oldest son must be conscripted. Takes the boy and leaves. Time passes, the horseman appears again. Announces the war, takes the oldest son leaves. Now only th...

Leaving for the Crusades...

*Heard this a long time ago. Just found it again...*

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.
It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my ...

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

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