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Why did Helen of Troy never use painkillers?

Because paracetamol.

Helen of Troy had the face that launched 1000 ships

Hillary Clinton has the face that launched a Trump presidency.

Sarah Pippilini

Three nuns arrive at the pearly gates, and are told that because they have devoted their lives to the world they can return to Earth for three months, taking on the identity of whatever person they should choose.

The first nun said she wanted to return as Helen of Troy.

"Why Helen?" as...

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