The god of thunder road up a mountain atop his handsome filly.
"I'm Thor!" He cried, the horse replied: "Because you forgot your thaddle thilly."
Seven Horse Jokes
Q Why was the young horse confused?
A He wasn't foal-ly aware of what was going on.
Q Why wouldn't that horse want to date the other horse?
A He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her
Q Why did the horse need cough syrup?
A It caught a colt.
Q What was the ...
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The afternoon before the wedding, the groom Josh and his dad Dave are sharing a drink among the guests. Dave makes a bet with his son… … … “$500, even money, that I can shag your mother tonight more times than you fuck the brains out of your new filly,” dad says. … … It sounds like a sur...