The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.
"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied, "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"
My wife and I got married on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly.
I also considered putting money on the derby.
Seven Horse Jokes
Q Why was the young horse confused?
A He wasn't foal-ly aware of what was going on.
Q Why wouldn't that horse want to date the other horse?
A He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her
Q Why did the horse need cough syrup?
A It caught a colt.
Q What was the ...
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The afternoon before the wedding, the groom Josh and his dad Dave are sharing a drink among the guests. Dave makes a bet with his son… … … “$500, even money, that I can shag your mother tonight more times than you fuck the brains out of your new filly,” dad says. … … It sounds like a sur...