What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?
I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house
I am home, but he was Homer.
One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....
When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake. Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"
If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...
It's full of trojans!!