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What do you call someone who masturbates to the Iliad and the Odyssey?

A Homer-Sexual

I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house

I am home, but he was Homer.

If someone sends you a link to download the Homer's Iliad, don't download it...

It's full of trojans!!

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