I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

It has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

I knew that Achilles would die eventually

After all, time wounds all heels.

Why couldn’t Achilles become a doctor after the Trojan War?

Because he couldn’t heel.

Why did Achilles go shoe shopping?

Because heels are his only weakness

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?

Aww heel no!






Kill me right now.

People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology...

I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held ...

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A boy named Flayer

In ancient times, back when modern woes and tragedies were instead replaced by orcs, goblins, and bandits, there was once a lonely shepherd boy, known by the locals as Flayer, a young adventurous lad, forced by his father to tend to his flock.

"Oh tending to sheep is such a bore! I should be...

Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Achilles: *sweats nervously*

Historians have discovered more information about the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades

According to Ancient Greek mythology, Bophades was a powerful hero, much like Achilles. In fact, the two heroes are very similar. Achilles had a weakness in his heels, and historians have now discovered that Bophades had a weakness in his groin. Many people have heard of Achilles's heel, but have yo...

Having a sit down with my advisor

I'm due to graduate from college with Classics and Architecture majors soon, so I had a meeting with my professor.

We sat down and started to look at my grades. All A's and B's down the list until we hit the class I'd taken 3 times.

"What happened with Greek Myths? Was it the profess...

Pub Quiz

I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.