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Odysseus Jokes

What did Odysseus say to the depressed Cyclops?

Nobody cares.

Who did Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

My parents wanted to name me Odysseus

because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall.

Nobody walked into a bar.

A few hours later, Odysseus came out.

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A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens t...

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Wich greek hero do asexuals want to fuck the most?

Odysseus.

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