What did Odysseus say to the depressed Cyclops?

Nobody cares.

What did Polyphemus say when his wife asked him about his view on Odysseus?

"I have no idea."

My parents wanted to name me Odysseus

because I, too, broke through the Trojan wall.

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A man was driving down the road when his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.

...

Nobody walked into a bar.

A few hours later, Odysseus came out.

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Wich greek hero do asexuals want to fuck the most?

Odysseus.

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