Are you a Pirate but afraid of Malware?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs

Do you know what happens if you make a malware angry?

Malwarebytes.

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai...

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An android phone and an iPhone meet after a year.

iPhone: What......the......fuck.....dude? You.....are.....infested.....with.....malware!! 


Android Phone: Fuckers don't update me. But what happened to you? Why are speaking with a lag? 


iPhone: Fuckers.....updated......me.

How does a Russian hacker get its malware onto the NSA's computers?

By in-Stalin it.

My computer is so old

When I turn it on the malware prompts me to update.

So if google glass got a virus..

Would it be called malware or malwear?

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