Are you a Pirate but afraid of Malware?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs

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An android phone and an iPhone meet after a year.

iPhone: What......the......fuck.....dude? You.....are.....infested.....with.....malware!! 


Android Phone: Fuckers don't update me. But what happened to you? Why are speaking with a lag? 


iPhone: Fuckers.....updated......me.

Do you know what happens if you make a malware angry?

Malwarebytes.

How does a Russian hacker get its malware onto the NSA's computers?

By in-Stalin it.

My computer is so old

When I turn it on the malware prompts me to update.

How did Stephen Hawking really die?

He downloaded malware

So if google glass got a virus..

Would it be called malware or malwear?

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