I was going to make another trendy joke about Jada Smith’s hair
But there’s not much material to work with
Not sure what clothes to wear to look trendy?
Ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out
I think Apple is run by trendy pirates.
They're always updating to a new iPatch.
You know what jokes are trendy these days ?
What did the trendy terrorist wear to the fashion exhibition?
A bomber jacket
What do you call trendy internal prosthetics?
I went to a really trendy nightclub last weekend. The doorman said to me , Sorry sure, you had too many ! I said, What, drinks ? He said , No , birthdays
A famous Vietnamese chef named Quan Si Ho was opening a restaurant, but couldn’t decide what to name it.
His brother Bao Ho told him: “It’s trendy to name restaurants after their best dish and the name of the chef.”
“Oh really?” said Quan.
“Yeah,” Bao said. “Like LB Steak, or Pizza Angelo. You could call yours ‘Ho Noodles’ or ‘Soup by Quan Si.’”
“That’s it!” said Quan. “I’ve thoug...
Why are priests hip and trendy?
Because the stay in touch with the kids
My brother and I were hanging out in a super trendy coffee shop when he farted, and suddenly a melee broke out.
All the hipsters started fighting over who heard it first.
One day a trendy drug addict named Rick hallucinates having a conversation with his drugs.
"Never gonna give you up." he says.
"Never gonna let you down." replied the drugs.
"Is Rick rolling in style again?" asked his friends.
There's a trendy, new anger problem.
It's all the rage.
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Pete met a French girl
Pete grown up in a faraway suburb, however, he was lucky, he got hired by a big company in the downtown area.
On his first day to work, he met a French exchange colleague, he instantly had a crush on her. But he kept silent all the time about it.
It was the Bastille Day, the Fr...
Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.
A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he’s calling an importa...
A new medical facility
A new medical facility with several different specialists opened in a trendy part of the city. Wanting to be different and creative, the administration decided that each doctor’s office door would, in some way, be representative of his practice.
So, when construction was complete… the eye doc...
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
(I made this up, since it seems trendy to let everyone know)
A groaner for you all...
A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.
It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."
"What would you like?" asks the waiter.
"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread,...