I think Apple is run by trendy pirates.

They're always updating to a new iPatch.

What do you call trendy internal prosthetics?

Hip implants

What did the trendy terrorist wear to the fashion exhibition?

A bomber jacket

You know what jokes are trendy these days ?

Inside jokes.

My brother and I were hanging out in a super trendy coffee shop when he farted, and suddenly a melee broke out.

All the hipsters started fighting over who heard it first.

Why are priests hip and trendy?

Because the stay in touch with the kids

One day a trendy drug addict named Rick hallucinates having a conversation with his drugs.

"Never gonna give you up." he says.

"Never gonna let you down." replied the drugs.

"Is Rick rolling in style again?" asked his friends.

I work at a place that makes very trendy medications.

It's a hype-othecary.

I went to a really trendy nightclub in town.

The doorman said, “Sorry mate, you’ve had too many.

” I said, “Drinks?”

He said, “Birthdays.”

Even though I went mainstream for dinner I still got some trendy fish...

Thanks to my hip waiters

Show Off - A young businessman has just set up his own company.

A young businessman has just set up his own company. He rents an office downtown and buys some trendy furniture for it. Sitting behind his new desk, he suddenly sees a potential client come into the outer office. Wanting to appear busy, he picks up the phone and pretends that he’s calling an importa...

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A neuro-surgeon goes to a bar.

One day, a neuro-surgeon hears about this trendy new bar opening on the other side of town called Barristers. He arrives at the bar and, not long after arriving, he's talking to this gorgeous blonde and they're really hitting it off. Then she asks, "So what do you do for a living?" And he says "Well...

Yo mamma is like a hashtag...

Trendy and overused.

A groaner for you all...

A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.

It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."

"What would you like?" asks the waiter.

"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread,...

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