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Changes Jokes

My town's population never changes

Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

They finally did it, Reddit has made impossible for blind people to moderate their sub with the api changes. This is their last statement from r/blind

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(I am sorry for this horrible joke and I really hope things may work out for you)

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Metamucil changes its name to Facebookmucil

CEO admits the move was difficult, since both firms deliver crap.

It's amazing how removing letters from something changes things so fast

For instance, if you remove enough letters from 'mailbox' you get 'felony'

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A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.

They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?" "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read '...

Covid changes everything

Remember how we used to cough to cover up a fart? Now we fart to cover up a cough.

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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes changes right before they die.

Cyan-aura.

Money changes people

I used to be broke. And I was a struggling alcoholic, and then I got some money to my name.

Now I have money.

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