A Cowboy Joke

What does a cowboy say to his wife when the nature’s calling?

*Honey, I think I got a DIARR-HEE-YAW*

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Moderately funny

I’m a pilot and a southern moderate. To those of you who lean right or left, I say “Fuck yaw”.

What’s Busta Rhymes’ favorite flight maneuver?

Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw,
Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw!

A helicopter

There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,"are you going to rotate clockwise?" The pilot says,"yaw"

3 Cowboys

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the
three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight

The...

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