One day, a woman, pregnant with triplets, had some business to do in the bank. Tough luck, 3 minutes into her conversation with an assistant, an armed robber barges into the bank. He was quickly apprehended, but he managed to fire three shots. Unfortunately, all of them hit her right in the belly....
A girl wanted to have 69 with new boyfriend
He said he hasn’t done it before and she agreed to guide him.
The girl got on top and a while later, she let out a fart. She apologised for the mishap and they started again. It was tough luck for the guy as she farted for a second time. She was red with shame. They decided to resume shortly....
Two men are playing teeing off during a round of golf.
Two men are teeing off during a round of golf when one of the men hooks his shot horribly right into a large area of brush.
"Tough luck that ones a goner, my friend."
"Not a problem! Give me just a second and I will find it and be right back."
The golfer trudges off the fairway...