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Eliza Jokes

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A lesson in etiquette

Three sophisticated southern women sit together at a country club, Eliza, Josephine, and Isabelle.

Eliza says to the other two, "You know girls, my husband bought me the most wonderful jewelry for our anniversary. A lavish diamond necklace and some beautiful earrings."

"How wonderful!...

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Two elderly people are sitting in an old-age home

The first says, “You know, Eliza, every day we have left is a blessing. What do you say we head to my room and have a little fun?”

Eliza thinks for a bit, and finally shrugs and says, “Sure, why not?”

The two totter off to his room, him tottering on his cane, her shuffling along on her...

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