"A man with alzheimers tries to recall a joke-"

Wait, that's not how it starts

"A forgetful man tries to retell a story-"

No, no, that not it either

"A man-"

Aww, forget it

My wife said to me "If I ever get Alzheimers I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me"

I said "Thats the fifth time you've said that today"

I googled alzheimers symptoms...

And it had already been searched before.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have cancer and alzheimers.

Patient: Hey, at least I don't have cancer!

"What do we want!?" "A cure for Alzheimers!!"

"What did we want?"

I think my wife’s showing symptoms of Alzheimers.

She’s telling me everyday that she can’t remember what she saw in me that made her marry me.

Every day as i walk to the bus stop I speak with a 93 year old man with alzheimers who sits on his rocking chair looking over his yard with a concerned expression.

He musters his strength and calls out to me "hey.. have y-you seen m-my wife?" And every day i have to tell him "I'm so sorry.. your wife has passed away 10 years ago". Ive considered not telling him but my mornings always feel better after I see the look of sheer joy on his face.

I just heard that Tony Bennett has Alzheimers.

He left his heart in San Diego.

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Aids or Alzheimers

A woman noticed her husband wasn't quite the same as he used to be. So she takes him to the doctor. The doctor does a bunch of tests. He calls the woman into the office. He says, "Well, I've narrowed it down to two things. It's either Aids or Alzheimers." The woman says, "Oh, My God!!!! What am I go...

Alzheimers, its a bad thing...

...but atleast you get to meet new people everyday.

How many people with alzheimers does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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What does a man with Alzheimers do in his free time?

Upvote the same fucking joke for the 5th time on r/jokes .

What does a person with Alzheimers and an orphan have in common?

They both don’t know their parents

Alzheimer's Test

How fast can you guess these words?
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM


Answers:

1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

Well, you don't have alzheimers, but y...

I asked a patient who has alzheimers,”for how long have you had alzheimers “. He replied-

“As long as I can remember “

THIS CORONA QUARANTINE HAS GIVEN MY WIFE ALZHEIMERS!!

She doesn't remember what she ever saw in me.

A Trip to the Doctor

The doctor says to the old man "I'm sorry, you have cancer, and Alzheimers..."



The old man says "Thank god I don't have cancer!"

Knock knock

“Who’s there?”

Alzheimers

“Alzheimers who?”

Knock knock

My uncle has diabetes and alzheimers

I asked him where his feet were and he was stumped.

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