Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I never know when to quit"

Interviewer: "That's ok, you're hired"

Me: "I quit"

The only weakness Superman has on the internet is..

krypto-currency

My biggest weakness is probably indecisiveness

I think...

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Interviewer: What is your biggest weaknesses?

Candidate: Honesty.

Interviewer: I don't think that's a weakness.

Candidate: I don't give a fuck about what you think.

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness?

**Me:** I use bad words

**Interviewer: *[laughing]*:** that’s okay, we’re pretty tolerant around here

**Me:** well that’s extrusively harbilary to hear

I have a weakness for casual fast food....

That's why I keep a condiment in my wallet.

Not too sure I got the job....

Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."

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A guy was asked to name a weakness of his during a job interview

Guy: Well, I tend to be a little bit too honest

Interviewer: Well, that is a good thind, I don't think that is a weakness

Guy: I really don't give a fuck what you think

What is an amputee kickboxer's greatest weakness

His inability to walk away from a fight

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Hiring manager: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Man: "I’d say honesty ."

Hiring manager: "I don't think that's a weakness."

Man: "I don't give a fuck what you think."

What’s a male musician’s biggest weakness?

D and Bs

Me: My biggest weakness? Hmm..Let me think...I guess some people say I’m delusional.

Cab driver: I didn’t say anything.

"What is your biggest weakness?" asked the interviewer.

I said, "Spiders."

He said, "Professional ones?"

I said, "I don't know, I've never seen one in a suit before."

A priest has a moment of weakness. He decides to go to a brothel.

Being a faithful servant of the lord until recently, he's overwhelmed. He sees one lady named destiny and immediately falls in love.

She's repulsed by him though, they just did not mesh.

The father leaves and returns the next day with flowers but destiny still will not have anything t...

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Job interview - "What is your biggest weakness?"

Them: What is your biggest weakness?

Me: I'm vague

Them: Can you elaborate?

Me: Yeah

Employeer: So what's your greatest weakness?

Me: I always celebrate prematurely.

Father Patrick had one weakness as a priest

He *hated* the English. His favorite fire and brimstone line was "...and you'd go to Hell with the English!" He had been admonished by his Bishop more than once about this.

Well, the Bishop was visiting for Holy Week when Father Patrick again assigned the English to the nether regions, and he...

What is a vampire's weakness?

Hepatitis B

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Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

Source: [Jorgen Sundberg](https://twitter.com/JorgenSundberg/status/304345440017596418)

-Mr. Johnson this looks great. Your educational is just spot on. You have decent career for this job. And you values seem to alike with our corporation. Lastly i wanna ask, what are some of you weaknesses?

-I am hard boiled liar.

At an interview interviewer asks a question:

- Can you tell me about some of your weaknesses?
- I understand semantics of questions but not their meanings
- What do you mean by that?
- Exactly that.

Interviewer: What would u say is your biggest weakness?

Me: I get weirdly confrontational when people ask me follow-up questions

Interviewer: How so?

Me: \[ripping my shirt off\] do u wanna take this outside?!!!

Corona Virus Symptoms Basically Are The Same Feelings You Get When Your Wife Is Checking Your Phone

-Difficulty In Breathing -Sweating Profusely

-Weakness

-Headache

-Stomach Ache

And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts.

Three men die and go to Heaven

At the pearly gates, they're greeted by St. Peter who informs them that they'll need to answer a question before entering Heaven.

St. Peter asks the first man, "how many times have you cheated on your wife."

The man replies, "to my shame, I betrayed my wife twice in life."

St. P...

Interviewer: So what would you say is your greatest weakness?

Guy: I'd have to say my honesty

Interviewer: Well that doesn't sound like a weakness

Guy: Honestly, I don't care what you think

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At a job interview, the boss asked me, "What is your greatest weakness?"

I glanced down at my wheelchair and said, "Surely you must be joking."

"Not at all," he replied.

"Alright then- underage fanny."

Time of weakness

Rosy had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely.
Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Robert, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with.
He picked her up and they went to a very secluded spot to have a picnic.
Robert had also bee...

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