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Ripoff Jokes

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Why is Starbucks coffee a ripoff?

Because you end up pissing away your money.

Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...

called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

What do you call a circumciser without a knife?

A ripoff

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


 

 

 


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1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

1. French tanks have five rever...

A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.

Aloe Akbar.

I bought a book called 2,023 Lighthouses

Huge ripoff— there were only 12 in there.

someone offered me a cheap circumcision so i accepted

it was a ripoff

I paid way too much money for these Velcro pants

What a ripoff

Dance

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,00...

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A bloody ripoff

How did you get circumcised? My parents went for the cheap option.

It was a ripoff.

Don't buy velcro

It's a ripoff

I found a doctor who would give me a discount on my son’s circumcision.

It was a ripoff.

Never Invest in the Velcro industry.

Its a complete ripoff

Never buy perforated paper

It's a tearable ripoff

[NSFW] Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while

Cheap ones are ripoffs

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

A man dies and goes to hell...

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he saw his lawyer making passionate love to a beautiful woman.
"What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the ma...

Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be....

...a ripoff

Two men sign up for a tour...

...of the Amazon River. When they get there, the two men are extremely excited to start this journey, as it was not easy to pay for.
They finally arrive, and, hardly containing their enthusiasm, show their tickets to the woman at the cash register.
Upon seeing the tickets she tells them to f...

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