Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...
called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.
## The judge gave me 60 years!
### My (other) favorite one liners:
1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.
1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.
1. French tanks have five rever...
A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.
What do you call a cheap vasectomy?
A bloody ripoff
Don't buy velcro
It's a ripoff
I found a doctor who would give me a discount on my son’s circumcision.
It was a ripoff.
[NSFW] Circumcisions are odd. Expensive ones are worth it, while
Cheap ones are ripoffs
Why do people keep buying velcro?
It's such a ripoff.
A man dies and goes to hell...
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he saw his lawyer making passionate love to a beautiful woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the ma...
Two men sign up for a tour...
...of the Amazon River. When they get there, the two men are extremely excited to start this journey, as it was not easy to pay for. They finally arrive, and, hardly containing their enthusiasm, show their tickets to the woman at the cash register. Upon seeing the tickets she tells them to f...