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Telephone Number Jokes

So much has changed ever since my girlfriend told me we were having a baby!

For instance, my name, address, and telephone number!

Hello and Welcome to the mental health hotline...

If you are obsessive-compulsive,
press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent,
please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities,
press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want.
Stay on the line so we can trace ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mr. Wankbreak.

A man is driving along at great speed, and gets pulled over by a police officer, who approaches his window, and the conversation was as follows
'You were speeding sir, would you have your license on you'
'Sorry, I havent'
'What's your name'
'George wankbreak'
'I'm not joking sir, I'll...

The Perks of Being Rich

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising....

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