Tap Dancer Jokes - 6 Hilarious Tap Dancer Jokes

How many tap dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

5-6-7-8

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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room

look at the floor and think, "Id tap that"

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Did u hear about the tap dancer

He fell into the sink

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I tried to be a tap dancer

but I kept falling in the sink!

(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman and a Irishman are captured by Isis.

The executioner lines the men in a row and says that each of them can have one final wish. He starts by asking the Irishman what his wish is.

"My wish is to have 1000 Irish tap dancers tapping during my execution."

"Granted." The executioner replied and then proceeded to ask the Scotsm...

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I like to wash my dishes to the sound of music

I guess that makes me a tap dancer

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