UPJOKE
tapsterindividualpersonbudweisersnickbartendertipworkereavesdropperdancerpublicansoulsomeonesomebodymortal

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy walks into a bar....

And the bar is completely empty. He thinks about leaving and decides to have a drink. He approaches the bar.

“Pint please bar tender”

He takes his drink and sits down.

5 minuets later he gets a tap on the shoulder.

“Here pal, that’s my seat”

He looks around. He’s t...

We’ve been watching so much CNN that

My kid thinks Anderson Cooper, Jake Tapper, Wolf Blitzer and John King are the founding fathers.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.