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Troupe Jokes

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A bandleader for a traveling music troupe decides to hold auditions one day

and encounters a man who claims that he's found a perfect new member for his troupe. To the bandleader's surprise, the man pulls an octopus from his bag, and explains that the octopus is a musical genius who can flawlessly play any instrument. Hoping to test the octopus, the bandleader hands it a gu...

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A lawyer, A priest and a scout Leader with his troupe are on a plane.

The pilot dies of a heart attack and the plane begins to go down.

Scout Leader "There aren't enough parachutes, we must give them to the children!"

Lawyer "Fuck the children!"

Priest "Do you think there's time?"

I got kicked out of my local Mime troupe yesterday. They didn't like me too much...

I guess it was something I said.

Whats the difference between the mafia and an acting troupe?

When the Mafia says break a leg, they mean someone elses

What do you call a WW2 German Comedy troupe?

The Laffwaffe.

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

My uncle once killed in an entire circus troupe with one blow

When I asked him how he did it, he said:

“I went straight for the juggler”

I'm putting together an acting troupe of dogs.

It's called..........................................................................*Dramatic Paws*.

How do you kill a circus troupe?

Go for the juggler.

Have you heard about the troupe of actors who supported themselves by making and selling camel milk cheese?

The called themselves the Drama Dairy.

If my theater troupe and I perform on stage and use the dictionary as our script...

...is it a play on words?

My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists.

The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her.

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A Rabbi, Lawyer, and Priest are on an airplane...

along with a troupe of boyscouts. The airplane is going down FAST. There are parachuts, but only enough for a few people.

The Rabbi says, "Listen. We need to give the parachuts to the boyscouts. It's the right thing to do."

The Lawyer then responds, "What are you crazy!? Fuck the boysc...

Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...

The detective picks up a scent of Cuban tobacco on the victim’s body.

From this, he deduces that the killer was a smoker. He also discovers a crumpled up sheet of paper that has an address scribbled out on it. This leads him to the doorsteps of an old apartment. The detective readies his gun and barges in, eager to find a clue that ties the house to the suspect. But o...

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