My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists.
The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her.
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A Rabbi, Lawyer, and Priest are on an airplane...
along with a troupe of boyscouts. The airplane is going down FAST. There are parachuts, but only enough for a few people.
The Rabbi says, "Listen. We need to give the parachuts to the boyscouts. It's the right thing to do."
The Lawyer then responds, "What are you crazy!? Fuck the boysc...
The detective picks up a scent of Cuban tobacco on the victim’s body.
From this, he deduces that the killer was a smoker. He also discovers a crumpled up sheet of paper that has an address scribbled out on it. This leads him to the doorsteps of an old apartment. The detective readies his gun and barges in, eager to find a clue that ties the house to the suspect. But o...
How do you kill a circus troupe?
Go for the juggler.
Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange
Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.
I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.
First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...
Waiting For Buffalo
Two early British explorers are navigating their way through the harsh Canadian wilderness with their trusty sidekick Two Bears. To scout for danger, Two Bears would occasionally stop and put his ear to the ground to check if Buffalo were nearby.
It had been weeks, and there were no buffalo ...