Dancers Jokes - 42 Hilarious Dancers Jokes

How many tap dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

5-6-7-8

Three limbo dancers walked into a bar.

They had to drop out of the tournament

I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room

look at the floor and think, "Id tap that"

What religion has the best dancers?

No religion beats Sikh moves

What do exotic dancers call their colleagues?

Their co-twerkers

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

They've two left feet

How do flamenco dancers go fishing?

They castanets!

How do exotic dancers make money?

They go twerk.

Why is auto insurance so high for lap dancers?

Because of the high risk of being rear-ended.

Why do flamenco dancers make the best fishermen?

Because they know how to castanet

What’s the difference between a circus and 5 female line dancers without panties?

I don’t know either, but one sure is a cunning array of stunts.

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An American spy comes into a Soviet bar

And orders a drink.

"No drink for US spies" said the barkeep.

The spy goes pale. He pulls out a bottle of Vodka and drains it in one big gulp.

"You drink like Russian, but you are American spy"

The spy pulls out his accordeon and plays a wonderful Russian folk song, every...

Did you know that cows are some of the world’s best dancers?

They’ve got all the moves.

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They say all the pretty Vegas dancers are really men.

I always questioned whether my Vegas dancing girlfriend really had a penis. Occasionally, there was something inside me that said, "Yes!"

Why do dancers like loose fitting trousers?

They’re better for ball room.

What playing cards are the best dancers.

The king and queen of clubs.

With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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Why do Morris dancers wear bells?

So they can piss off the blind as well....

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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.

The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:
'Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send three well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress unifor...

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What do you call exotic dancers in a politically unstable region in the Middle East?

Gaza Strippers

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Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers.

Most strippers have little or no coverage.

Irish line dancers have superior form

Hands down.

Why do Irish dancers only dance with their legs?

Cause all the arms have been decommissioned.

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Professional butt dancers are just like you and I

They get up, get ready and go t’werk

Why aren't Pokémon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

In what way is the future generation of fortnite dancers like alcohol?

They’re both depressants

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Three women go out to a nightclub to see male dancers

One of the women wants to impress the others, so she pulls out a $10 bill and waves the dancer over. She licks the $10 bill and sticks it to his left buttock Not to be outdone, the second woman pulls out a $20 bill, licks it, and slaps it on the other cheek. The dancer looks down at the third woman...

What is the most common death among square dancers?

Over Do-se-do.

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Why musicians start on 1-2-3-4 while dancers start on 5-6-7-8?

Because those twats are always late.

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land,

and the leader of the captors said, "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

The Englishman responds, "I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the ...

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

I went to see the ballet, and..

..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.

I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"

An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman and a Irishman are captured by Isis.

The executioner lines the men in a row and says that each of them can have one final wish. He starts by asking the Irishman what his wish is.

"My wish is to have 1000 Irish tap dancers tapping during my execution."

"Granted." The executioner replied and then proceeded to ask the Scotsm...

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A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his granddad came in the room and sat down on the bed.

"What are you doing?", asked the granddad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life! When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulin Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"

A week later, the...

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The Hawaii Special

Two guys are talking.
“Hey, did you know about the Hawaii special at the strip club?”.
“”No?”.
“It’s sooo good. One of the dancers gets naughty with you, and once you get hard, she slips a pineapple slice on your penis and eats it.”.
“Sounds great, I’m gonna try next weekend!”.

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NSFW Guy is in the front row at the strip club.

NSFW

He’s quietly drinking and tipping the dancers when a particularly beautiful girl comes out and begins a sensual strip tease. The guy behind him immediately starts whooping and calling out, “yeah baby! take it off! Take it off!! woo hoo!”

As she gets completely naked and leaves the...

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How Bangkok became the capital of Thailand

Long ago there was a king of Thailand, and he unfortunately passed away due to old age. However the people of Thailand saw this as an opportunity to grow and create a capital and have a new young robust leader.

The people decided to go to the surrounding tribes and select a few fit young men ...

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An old man tsks at his great-grandson playing Fortnite

"This is what you kids do for fun these days? Why back in my day, we'd go to the Moulin Rouge in Paris, fuck all the dancers, piss all over the bar, and leave without paying!"

He didn't think anything more of it until a month later when his great-grandson limped into his house on a pair of cr...

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Good old Grandpa

"You kids today," says a college student's grandpa. "All you do is stay in the house all day and play video games. When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris, and went to the Moulin Rouge. We fucked some of the dancers right on stage, went behind the bar, robbed the register, and stayed the...

Did you hear about the young american indian frog tribe?

They were tad-pole dancers.

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