Why is auto insurance so high for lap dancers?

Because of the high risk of being rear-ended.

What do exotic dancers call their colleagues?

Their co-twerkers

How do exotic dancers make money?

They go twerk.

Did you know that cows are some of the world’s best dancers?

They’ve got all the moves.

Why are all dogs bad dancers?

because they have two left feet.









sorry

Why do flamenco dancers make the best fishermen?

Because they know how to castanet

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They say all the pretty Vegas dancers are really men.

I always questioned whether my Vegas dancing girlfriend really had a penis. Occasionally, there was something inside me that said, "Yes!"

NSFW Guy is in the front row at the strip club.

NSFW

He’s quietly drinking and tipping the dancers when a particularly beautiful girl comes out and begins a sensual strip tease. The guy behind him immediately starts whooping and calling out, “yeah baby! take it off! Take it off!! woo hoo!”

As she gets completely naked and leaves the...

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A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave. The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from the wife of a very wealthy and influential plantation owner:

"Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter's Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be e...

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What do you call exotic dancers in a politically unstable region in the Middle East?

Gaza Strippers

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How I got banned from the strip club for giving a tip. (Long story)

I saw this patron at the club often buying a hundred pack of one dollar bills.

He would break open the pack and toss them all up in the air and shout **"Let it Rain"**

All the girls would scramble to pick up all the money and all you saw was ass and titts eveywhere for about 20 second...

With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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Iraqi girls are really good hip hop dancers

They really know how to Baghdad ass up

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A police officer gets a new case

A police officer is minding his own business when his partner drops a case on his desk. His partner says "Leonid, a dance studio is running a drug operation, clear as day, open and shut case". Leonid has had a long day but is excited because open and shut cases don't happen often around this precin...

Why do dancers like loose fitting trousers?

They’re better for ball room.

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An American spy comes into a Soviet bar

And orders a drink.

"No drink for US spies" said the barkeep.

The spy goes pale. He pulls out a bottle of Vodka and drains it in one big gulp.

"You drink like Russian, but you are American spy"

The spy pulls out his accordeon and plays a wonderful Russian folk song, every...

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What do disco dancers use to stimulate sexual desire?

Afro-disiacs

thanks, i'll be here all week, unfortunately

What playing cards are the best dancers.

The king and queen of clubs.

Why do morris dancers wear bells?

So the blind can be irritated by them as well

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Why musicians start on 1-2-3-4 while dancers start on 5-6-7-8?

Because those twats are always late.

I wonder if Tap Dancers

Ever look at a floor and think “Yeah, I’d tap that! I’d tap that hard!!”

Why do Irish dancers only dance with their legs?

Cause all the arms have been decommissioned.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five… six… seven… eight!

In what way is the future generation of fortnite dancers like alcohol?

They’re both depressants

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Professional butt dancers are just like you and I

They get up, get ready and go t’werk

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I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

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Three women go out to a nightclub to see male dancers

One of the women wants to impress the others, so she pulls out a $10 bill and waves the dancer over. She licks the $10 bill and sticks it to his left buttock Not to be outdone, the second woman pulls out a $20 bill, licks it, and slaps it on the other cheek. The dancer looks down at the third woman...

Irish line dancers have superior form

Hands down.

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Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers.

Most strippers have little or no coverage.

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Good old Grandpa

"You kids today," says a college student's grandpa. "All you do is stay in the house all day and play video games. When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris, and went to the Moulin Rouge. We fucked some of the dancers right on stage, went behind the bar, robbed the register, and stayed the...

What is the most common death among square dancers?

Over Do-se-do.

Why aren't Pokémon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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Three kingdoms border a lake in the shape of an obtuse triangle

One kingdom lies on each side of the lake. For decades, the king's had argued over it's true owner, each claiming to be the first kingdom to settle there, and many tales of magical swords and godly favours to claim divine right. Eventually, this storytelling and legal battling came to no conclusion,...

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land,

and the leader of the captors said, "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish."

The Englishman responds, "I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the ...

Did you hear about the young american indian frog tribe?

They were tad-pole dancers.

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman all get caught by the Iraqis. Sounds painful, but the head captor tells them "You are all to be shot- but it is tradition and a mark of honour to grant the first four prisoners of war whatsoever they wish before they are executed."...

...The Welshman says "Well then. It'd be bladdy magic to hear an 'undred members of the Welsh male voice choir all singing 'Land of my Fathers'. Smashin'. Yaki Da!."

The Scotsman says "Wehw, Ah wanna hund'ed bag-pipers aw playin' 'Flower of Scotland'."

Then the Irishman says "Oi tink O...

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How Bangkok became the capital of Thailand

Long ago there was a king of Thailand, and he unfortunately passed away due to old age. However the people of Thailand saw this as an opportunity to grow and create a capital and have a new young robust leader.

The people decided to go to the surrounding tribes and select a few fit young men ...

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