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I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop

But I turned it down.

I don't like working on sundaes.

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What's the difference between mass and weight?

Mass is where Catholics go on Sunday, and weight is where sundaes go on Catholics.

(From a poster on the ceiling in my dentists office)

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