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Nutella Jokes

What's the secret ingredient in Nutella?

I'm nutellin' you.

An European court banned parents from naming their kid Nutella.

They stopped a stupid name before it could spread.

What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon?

You get salmonella
Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:)

Which world leader would you suspect of stealing all that Nutella?

My best guess is Nutella the Hun

A pregnant wife told her husband

“John you may name our daughter anything you want but not Ella.”
John not paying attention asked “Why not Ella?”
The wife said “It doesn’t matter, but please I am begging you, not Ella”
The confused husband when filling out the birth certificate wrote “Nutella”

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A mother of 100 children makes lunches for them for school.

She pulls out 5 bags of sliced bread and several spreads. She spreads butter on 12 of the bread slices, jam on 8 of them, peanut butter on 18, nutella on 12, more butter on 21 of them, nutella again on 6, jam on 3, and peanut butter on the rest of them. What did she spread the most?

Her legs!

where is the best way to hide a nutella?

i'm nutelling you

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A Guy Goes Grocery Shopping

A guy goes grocery shopping & fills his cart with 1 Cucumber, 3 Carrots & a jar of Nutella.

He heads to the checkout. The cashier looks at his items and says, “Oh. You must be single, huh?”

“Yes actually I am. How’d you know?” replied the guy.

“Because you’re fucking ug...

In the original version of Cinderella, that wasn't her real name, just a nickname she got because she always slept by the fireplace and got covered in cinders.

Really makes you wonder about the person who invented Nutella.

[LONG]A boy and his Father drive through the Red District.

The boy sees two women on a street corner, he asks his dad : '' Dad what are they doing? ''

Taken aback by his son's question, the father replies : '' Humm, they sell... happiness...''

Later that day, back home, the boy hears his parents arguing. Sad, he gets an idea. The boy breaks hi...

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