An European court banned parents from naming their kid Nutella.

They stopped a stupid name before it could spread.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get *salmonella*

What's the secret ingredient in Nutella?

I'm nutellin' you.

Which world leader would you suspect of stealing all that Nutella?

My best guess is Nutella the Hun

where is the best way to hide a nutella?

i'm nutelling you

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What do you call the princess of sex?

NUTella.

The glass of nutella has about 9870 calories.

But I don't care.I never eat the glass anyway.

What did the chocolate bank hire when their employee quit?

A Nutella

What do you do if you get chocolate spread on your girlfriend's clothes?

Nutella

[LONG]A boy and his Father drive through the Red District.

The boy sees two women on a street corner, he asks his dad : '' Dad what are they doing? ''

Taken aback by his son's question, the father replies : '' Humm, they sell... happiness...''

Later that day, back home, the boy hears his parents arguing. Sad, he gets an idea. The boy breaks hi...

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