I am really thirsty right now because ice mocha Lotta weed.
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.
I know, says the second owner.<...
Marijuana and coffee are my favorite combination.
They're the reason ice mocha lot of weed
I was in the queue at Starbucks this morning.
The man getting served in front of me, asked for a mocha. "Sorry sir, but we're out of mochas". The guy was fuming "I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!", he raged, "I'll just have to have a latte!". He went and sat down. I went to the counter and said "I'll have a large latte too, plea...
A guy walks into a coffee shop
He goes the counter and asks, “So what’s the special?”
The barista shakes her head, “I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”
The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”
The barista shakes her head.
She shakes her...
What did snoop dog say to the waiter at Starbucks?
I smoked a lot today
Read that but slowly (Ice mocha latte)
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I started my fairly new job at Starbucks a couple month ago...
When this smoking hot girl comes in I mean an absolute babe! Luscious blonde hair, green eyes, perfect lashes, long legs with the shortest skirt I have seen, a belly button piercing with a stomach you could crack a walnut on and a push up bra that was holding the world up, I was in shock and speechl...
To all the philosophy majors out there...
Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?
An East German, West German and Berliner find a Genie...
They free him, and he says "I will grant each of you a wish." The West German says "I want the Turks to stop stealing our women." The East German says "I want the Berlin Wall reinstated." The Berliner thinks very hard, and finally decides. "I will have a Mocha."