I just watched an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue.
I was surprised...usually Australians boo meringue.
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Gordon Ramsay goes to Australia and whips up a lemon meringue pie.
The whole audience cheers! “That's strange," he says. “I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
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I was watching Australian Master Chef last night...
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue
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A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a Doughnut or a Meringue?"
To which the baker replies "no, you're not wrong, it's a Doughnut."
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A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering.
The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
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Meringues...
They're no yoke.
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What's the scary dessert that keeps coming back?
Boo! meringue
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A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic...
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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The good thing about meringues...
...is that they don't scare you when they come back.
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Why do racists love making meringues?
They get to seperate the whites
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I have a recipe in which a deep dish crust is filled with small rodents and covered with whipped egg whites.
Its a Lemming Meringue Pie
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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia." "Oh yeah, why?" "Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"
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I walked into a cake shop in Glasgow…
…and there it was, the finest pastry case filled with a glorious yellow jelly and topped with the fluffiest beaten egg white. I didn't know what it was so I asked, "Is that a lemon tart or a meringue?"
"Aye, it is a lemon tart." The shopkeeper replied, "yer no wrang."
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What dessert always comes back to you when you throw it away? [OC AFAIK]
A Blue Meringue
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What's an Australian ghost's favourite dessert?
Boo-meringue.
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The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland.
The Scottish waiter arrives carrying a tray with many cakes on it. Queen asks, “Is that a scone, or a meringue?”
The waiter replies: “Naw, yer quite right, that’s a scone.”
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What do you call a ghost of a pie that you cant throw away because it keeps coming back?
Boo-meringue
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A Glaswegian has the munchies and wanders into a bakery
and asks the baker "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"
"No sir, you're perfectly correct, it's a doughnut".
(I don't expect many folk to get this btw)
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Did you know that "boo" means "return" in Australia?
That's because when you throw a normal meringue, it doesn't come back.
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Why is my hand like lemon pie
Cause it's got meringue on it.
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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?
A boo-meringue
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What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?
A Meringue - a - tan.
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An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".
After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.
"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.
"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."
The granddaughter nods "mm-...
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Q. What do you get if you cover your favourite feline in a mixture of sugar and egg white and throw it out to sea?
A. A cat-a-meringue
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