Why do racists love making meringues?

They get to seperate the whites

I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue .

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

I was watching Australian Master Chef last night...

Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...

I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue

A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic...

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

What is an Australian ghost's favorite pie?

Boo meringue

The good thing about meringues...

...is that they don't scare you when they come back.

At the bakery, A Scotsman asks "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"No, you're right, it's a doughnut."

Meringues...

They're no yoke.

A Glaswegian walked in to a bakery

He points to a cake and asks the baker, "is that a cake or meringue?" The baker replies "no, you're right, it is a cake"

A Glaswegian has the munchies and wanders into a bakery

and asks the baker "Is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"No sir, you're perfectly correct, it's a doughnut".


(I don't expect many folk to get this btw)

What's an Australian ghost's favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue.

What do you call a ghost of a pie that you cant throw away because it keeps coming back?

Boo-meringue

What dessert always comes back to you when you throw it away? [OC AFAIK]

A Blue Meringue

Why is my hand like lemon pie

Cause it's got meringue on it.

The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland.

The Scottish waiter arrives carrying a tray with many cakes on it. Queen asks, “Is that a scone, or a meringue?”

The waiter replies: “Naw, yer quite right, that’s a scone.”

Two Scotsmen walk past a baker

One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?'

The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'

Q. What do you get if you cover your favourite feline in a mixture of sugar and egg white and throw it out to sea?

A. A cat-a-meringue

Did you know that "boo" means "return" in Australia?

That's because when you throw a normal meringue, it doesn't come back.

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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house...

and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Austra...

An old fire mage asks his granddaughter to help him set up a "Face Book".

After she helps him sign up, add some friends, and pick a profile picture, he decides to write a short profile description as well.

"What would you like it to say?" says the granddaughter.

"Well, first, I am a fire mage, and I... love lemon meringue."

The granddaughter nods "mm-...

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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