I'm 2/3rds done building a dynasty

For now I've got to settle for 'nasty

There is a story passed down in China about an emperor from the Ming Dynasty.

It is said that he favored deer above all else. Throughout the region, everyone knew that to kill a deer was the highest offense.

One day, a village awoke to find a dead buck in the yard of one of the villagers. Despite his pleading, the eldest man of the household was publicly killed. A remi...

On the Duck Dynasty Outrage,....

It's such a double standard.

When a white guy acts bad on TV, people rush to A&E and demand the show is cancelled.

When a black guy acts bad on TV, you don't see people rushing to Fox demanding they cancel COPS.

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In China, archaeologists recently discovered the oldest known statue of a penis...

...carbon dating estimates it came from the Dong Dynasty.

I know this guy, who's constantly gloating...

He inherited this ancient ming dynasty table from a dead relative and he wouldn't shut up about it. He didn't even seem to care that a family member had died. So one day I went over to his place to see this "amazing, priceless table" and when he went to the bathroom I sawed off all of it's legs. He ...

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Wedding night

Billy was a rich prince who had had many women before, but he wanted the perfect one for marriage, to extend his dynasty and satisfy his old grandma queen. He thought his future wife should be a perfect virgin of rare innocence, so he started an ''audition'', picking up girls in his Rolls Royce and ...

A new tomb with a mummy was discovered in Egypt

A new tomb with a mummy was discovered in Egypt, but world's experts could not decode any of the wall writings to figure out the name of the king or what dynasty he belonged too. Eventually they asked the USSR to see, if maybe they had an expert who could help. The USSR sent 4 KGB officers, who walk...

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I just adore this one from Arthur Koestler.

Under the reign of the second emperor of the Ming Dynasty there lived an executioner by the name of Wang Lun. He was a master of his art and his fame spread through all of the provinces of the Empire. There were many executions in those days, and sometimes as many as fifteen or twenty men to be behe...

A General was about to lose in a battle

Suddenly a deity came to help and turned the tide to his favor. The general was quite grateful, kneeled down and asked, "What is my savior's great name?" The deity said, "I'm the god of practice target."
The general baffled, asked again, "What merit do I possess, that the God of practice target c...

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the Đức Dynasty.

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Sonia Gandhi (Indian politician) meets the Queen of England....

Sonia Gandhi with the Queen of England
Sonia - "Your Majesty, now that I am also a Queen... of the Gandhi-Nehru dynasty in India...
Are there... any tips you can give to me to stay in power?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."...

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