Stewart Francis Jokes - 7 Hilarious Stewart Francis Jokes

My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs

How do I know? Well let's just say a little bird told me.

(Joke credit goes to Stewart Francis)

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My neighbour holds the world record for most concussions...

He lives just a stone's throw away

Credit to Stewart Francis

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Was my French teacher into golden showers?

Oui.

Courtesy of Stewart Francis.

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I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality

Well, just call me a monkey's uncle....

Credit to Stewart Francis

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Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical

I am appealing

(-Stewart Francis)

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

**The rest of the top ten.**

2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

4 - "...

My parents are mixed raced.

My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani.

~ Stewart Francis.

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