Barack Obama went to a costume party...

Barack Obama went to a costume party while giving his wife a piggy-back ride.

The host of the party greeted them, saying “hello Mr. President! I’m so glad you’re here, but what are you dressed as?”

Obama responded, “a snail! That’s Michelle on my back!”


Credit to Tim Pearce ...

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