Lloyd Austin is giving the President Joe Biden his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "Oh, no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hand...
My grandpa Lloyd was 5'5", and his brother Chris was 6'3". When they were growing up...
...and it became clear that they were going to have a significant difference in their heights, Lloyd asked Chris if he was doing anything special to become so tall.
Chris leaned in close and quietly said, "It sounds silly, but every night before I go to bed, I sneak into the pantry, take a ha...
A patient was going to the hospital one day to get his surgery.
Doctor: Calm down Bob, this is your first surgery
Patient: Haha... Well thanks for being concerned but this is actually my third surgery and no, my name is Lloyd not Bob
Doctor: No, I am Bob.
Reasons for speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
Did anyone see the new Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels movie last night?
Dumb and Dumber III: Lloyd and Harry Run for President.
What famous humanoid robot wrote Phantom of the Opera?
Android Lloyd Webber
A Woman Goes To Buy A Parrot
A woman goes to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper brings her three parrots to see.
"This parrot is a marvel. It toured with the Royal Shakespeare Company. It can recite any play by Shakespeare on command, doing different voices for each part. It's yours for only $200"
"That's amazing, but I...
The taxi driver
A British and a United States Architects arrived at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in Jakarta Indonesia for a Building Convention.
They knew each other, arrived at about the same time, planned to stay at the same hotel, and they have both been to Indonesia before, so they agreed to shar...