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Strip Steak Jokes

What happens when a dragon gets bored of strip steaks?

Flaming Yawn

Some aMOOzing cow jokes

**What do you call a cow with two legs?** >!Lean Beef!<



**What do you call a cow with no legs?** >!Ground Beef!<



**What do you call a cow with three legs?** >!Tri-tip!<



**What do you call a cow with a monocle and a three-piece suit?** &g...

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And then the fight started . . .

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'
  
And then the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do yo...

And Then Fight Started.. :D

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?"I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started…My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bou...

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