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Stealer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

What did the kleptomaniac necromancer say?

I am a real heart stealer, you know?

TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.

He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

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