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Plagiarist Jokes

People often accuse me of “stealing other’s jokes” and being “a plagiarist.”

Their words — not mine…

Who was the first plagiarist?

Moses.




He could control sea.

I was accused of being a plagiarist...

I guess I'll take his word for it.

I call my wife Bambi

She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes. But it's really because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle.

**Edit:** Some people have accused me of "being a plagiarist" and "stealing other's jokes"... Their words, not mine...

*Pause for comedic value*
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Say what you like about plagiarists

They know how to take a joke.

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